This Is A Letter from Your Belly Fat
By Ricardo daryans | July 29, 2008
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My dear friend…
Its me, your old friend, belly fat. We have spend really great times in the past, doesn’t we? Great parties, tons of amazingly delicious food. Meat, cakes, beers, sodas, sugar, fat, fat, fat…
Why did i write this letter to you? I just did it to thank you for all the great times we had and to tell you that i want to be with you till death do us part. Just allow me to grow i little bit to feel more comfortable (and it’s maybe time for you to buy that XXXL t-shirt).
Ok, it wasn’t always like i was in a bed of roses. I remember that time you went into that interval training. I felt like the Wicked Witch of the West in the land of Oz. Did you hear me yelling, “Help me, I’m melting!”? It was horrible. But it’s ok, i forgive you.
And if you don’t want to feel guilty, you can go back to that slow cardio stuff. All that sweat makes you think you are burning a lot of fat, but i stay just the same. You are ok, and so am i.
It was a great thing when somebody told you that strength training doesn’t burn body fat. You’ve gained some extra fat pounds because of that. Just stay the same, please!
After each one of those superset workouts you tried last January it felt like someone lit a match under our collective butt. I was burning up down here! But boy oh boy, I sure was glad you gave that up and went back to just lifting utensils and not dumbells. Otherwise we wouldn’t have been able to celebrate another summer together this year.
You must feel a really lucky person. When you remember all that times in the past, when i was not inside you, and you felt lonely. But not anymore, i’m here with you, and i have no plans to go anywhere. That’s why i told you that you are a lucky one. What kind of life could you have without me?
So, now that we are friends again, i just wanted to say sorry if i did something wrong in the past. And please, one again i ask you to stay as far as you can from that Turbulence Training workout routine. Ok? Just don’t go into it. Did you hear me? It’s not good for us. If you do that, you will never see me again, and i’m not kidding. Remember that you will be no one without me.
Your best friend, Belly Fat.
PS. Again i tell you, please don’t go near that Turbulence Training program unless you want to see me, it will be a sad farewell, and you’d be stuck with ripped abs, gorgeous glutes, and toned arms, and you know how much attention that people get from the opposite sex. Who needs it, I say.
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